Perverts

I just knew that three years of not being assaulted by men who have nothing better to do than display their manoys in public was too good to last.

My senses and my femininity have been insulted by these perverts:

Manong Hi-Ace

I have just gotten my Chinese visa from the Chinese Embassy (where else?) in Malate. I stopped in front of a bank (it's dangerous to go walking while mumbling to oneself) and started planning on which route to take to get to the FX terminal in Lawton.

This white (or grey, I can't really remember) van stopped in front of me and the passenger side window rolled down.

Surprise, surprise! Manong Hi-Ace was jacking off! All I could think of was, "Is that really it? Seriously?!"

So I started walking in the opposite direction because I was appalled that someone would have the nerve to be an exhibitionist when he doesn't even have a respectably sized manoy.

Manong Hi-Ace couldn't follow me because he was on a one-way street. I don't think he wanted to anyway. Napahiya na yon.

Newspaper Boy

I was on my way to UST on a jeepney headed for Dapitan. Newspaper Boy got on the jeepney near Central. He sat near me and was holding a newspaper in front of him.

Surprise, surprise! He was jacking off while using the newspaper as cover from the other people in the jeepney. I panicked! Pano kung matalsikan nya ko?! Yaaak! I ended up walking a block to get to school.

Manong Taxi

I went to Santa Mesa to finish a shoot for my TV Production class. It was really late by the time we packed-up and we wanted to ride a taxi so we can get home faster.

This taxi was parked along the street seemingly waiting for passengers so I opened the back door and asked Manong Taxi if he could drive us to Cavite. Manong Taxi (who was in the backseat) faced me and zipped open his fly.

Surprise, surprise! He started jacking off. Actually, it was pretty hard to tell whether he was jacking off or scratching his belly because he was so fat. I opted to ride a jeepney and a bus instead.

And for 2004, may I present to you...

Manong Bus

I was on a bus headed for Baclaran from Ayala. By the time that we were at Pier One-Roxas Boulevard, only a handful of people were left. I happened to be luckily stuck near the back of the bus. I had no intention of moving from my seat while the bus was swerving and risk being injured so I stayed where I was.

Manong Bus was on the three-seater part of the bus and he was sitting one row behind me (I was seating on the two-seater part). I noticed his hand moving in rapid succession and I thought, "Ohmygawd...not again!"

Manong Bus did not seem satisfied by my reaction (which was complete and utter deadma) so he decided to move one seat up and he was now sitting directly opposite me. As if! So I decided to risk injury rather than let myself be entertained by a swine.

I have observed that:

-men who are exhibitionists often have unimpressive manoys
-a woman's peripheral vision is impressive
-women don't have to wear or do anything sexy for perverts to use them as motivation

Tell me, is it me or is this a normal, everyday thing? Scary.